When Campbell's soup is the only green on my board I know it's a bad day. Off to the soup kitchen I go

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Finally seeing a dark red day is a big Fuck Yo Couch moment for the 🐻

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You’re a dumbass

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TSLR sales down again. Quick give Elmo a trilly, that’ll solve it

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Sideways until 9 and it will pick a direction. Gut tells me down, head tells me up.

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Not a good day to have a doctor's appointment for blood pressure

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It’s a blood bath

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Palantir might be one of the most overvalued companies I've seen in a while

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It’s a strangle.  A volatility bet where you’re leaning on the upside 

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