The last few days I've had this ache inside my ass, I thought it was my prostate, but turns out it was Mikey b the whole time.

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Forgot to comb his Brillo pad for the 5,000 day in a row. Sick of him trying to pretend he is the next B Franklin, too busy thinking to tie his shoes or comb his hair. Gotta give him credit for creating a personal brand, I just can’t stand it

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Don’t worry bols they threw Scotty B out there to soothe the market

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Ok is the bad news literally just about Mikey B shorting because this market is gonna pump when everyone remembers he's a fucking nut sack licker

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relax. scotty B is live. time for the pump

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#Green #B(u)y #Open Edit: market open. Not… the other thing

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B O G G E D

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B-b-but muh rate cut!!

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Triple B tranches of AMD chip backed securities packaged with triple B of whatever the fuck intel do

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Scotty B will fuk a bitch up.

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