Elon should just buy the rights to the design of the bat mobile from Dark Knight and sell that for $200k a pop and he'd probably sell 10k right out the gate to the rich comic nerds.

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You are soldiers of Wallstreetbets. No matter what comes through that gate, you will stand your ground!

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I've always wondered what the ratio of poster to golden gate jumpers is here? Like im getting a little bit of money and im taking 20k and putting it down on a house and the rest is going into something matching the SP500 because if that crashes we don't need money anyways.

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1/ Cool; 2/ Uhh unlikely; 3/ Def not; 4/ Circumnavigated the globe twice last year, once this year, & your comment is still ghey. thanks for gate keeping “American democracy” and thinking you’re richer than me. Happy to DM brokerage accounts. You work. I don’t, so i like my chances. And if you are in Eurostan rn, then you’re posting comments on Reddit about America after midnight. Get to bed, ya doof; you have work in the morning lol

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