If i was Warren buffett I’d spend the 300b on planter and nvidia just to flex on burry and obliterate him.

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I have trained chatgpt to recognise gym bro flex posts and replace all the text with I AM GHEY in Comic Sans. Great time saver

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OP wants to flex that they have a Bloomberg lol

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SaaS only works here if leases flex like cloud; fixed rents make churn lethal. Track occupancy vs break-even desks and lease term vs customer term. Koyfin for debt, YCharts for occupancy; Pulse for Reddit for tenant chatter. Without flexible leases, not SaaS.

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Is announcing that your $500bn valuation company finally cracked $1bn in revenue for the first time no longer the flex is used to be? Cmon, profitability will only take them around 50 years at this rate!

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The last thing the UK innovated was the American revolution. I mean shit just google Dimon’s facts about Europe for the last 15 years. I’m being honest, name a UK company that’s even sort of relevant? Stripe doesn’t count. You’re a fucking museum mate (just like the rest of europe) I’m being honest. Europe ( yes you’re still a part of it) is just a museum for rich foreign nationals to flex on)

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You supporting negotiating with terrorists like Johnson who are holding food hostage to be allowed to gut health insurance benefits for the same class of people receiving SNAP isn't the flex you think it is. And Mike No Johnson seating Adelita Grijalva and calling a session causes the final signature needed for the discharge petition to release the unredacted Epstein Files, putting the Rethuglicans on the record of voting to protect your pedo in chief. So even if Senate dems caved to terrorism, there still wouldn't be a session in the House, No Johnson intends to keep the government out of session until the Epstein files are fully shredded regardless, so what exactly do you imagine negotiating with the hostage takers who have already demonstrated their bad faith is going to accomplish?

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Nah going to Costco is the flex

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#In America the biggest flex is "I went to doctor and my insurance paid for it" LMAO🤌

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#In America if you can go to a grocery store to buy food it's considered a flex LMAO🤌

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