HOLY FUCK THE FUTES ARE... FLAT

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Okay but what tone of gray? Like a flat gray or more of a charcoal?

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Fairly priced with the assumption that they will raise revenue guidance this year. I can see it staying flat for awhile. I can also see it channeling between $240 and $320 for the next few months. No way it will drop below $200

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Two comments: 1.) Flat days are the fucking worst. A +/- .1% rangebound week would kill half his sub. 2.) Your flair is fucking hilarious.

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glad to see the straight is apparently open and iran talks are going well since futures are essentially flat. what happened at 8pm to pump us?

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Ok I’m going to be honest I didn’t expect futures to open essentially flat… I just want shit to happen, it’s more fun.

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Flat

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Tomorrow will be flat

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What is the Nikkei's deal anyway? Shit was flat for like a decade, then last year just hopped on a rocket ship. It's not like Japan's economy is suddenly great.

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Software going to be green tomorrow to keep markets flat.

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