LOOK AT HIS EYES

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My quantitative. My math SPECIAList. Look at OP. You notice anything different about him? Look at his hairnet, look at his dead eyes. I’ll give you a hint. He works at Wendys. He won a national burger flipping competition in CHYNA!

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Your right, two guys dancing, using sweat as lube, grabbing each other, giving each other “the eyes”

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The NSA has brainhacked the russian scientists working on that shit with Elontech and can now see everything their eyes see. We are years from them getting close and already prepared to counter it.

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Real eyes

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I strolled through the office the other day like Stone Cold Steve Austin dropping fucking hot beef hurricanes out of my ass. Sheila comes out of her cubicle like she’s John Wayne, and she says she wants to throw down the fart gauntlet. So we square up and everyone in the office surrounds us within seconds, Jared from accounting has his green visor on and he’s booking bets, sales team is losing their shit, it’s a madhouse. Sheila is looking me dead in the eye. I’ve seen her smashing chili at her desk by the gallon-sized Tupperware container, I can tell this bitch came to play. She lifts one cheek and lets out this low, loud rumble that has me thinking I’m about to lose my undefeated streak—until suddenly, the sound turns wet and she realizes she’s flown too close to the sun. “That’s a shart!” Pete from R&D has his referee shirt on. “We’ve got a shart, DISQUALIFIED!” Sheila hangs her head in shame and waddles off to clean herself up. Everyone else is going crazy. A few people are close to tearing their hair out from losing big and Adam the 40 year-old intern has to hand over his wedding ring to the house. My mom said I would never be anything. Thankfully, she got me this job and she still works here, she’s right over there. I’m looking her in the eye, and I can tell by the way she’s shaking her head and averting her eyes downward that she’s so proud of the man I’ve become. 

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You brought tears to my eyes with your poetic and insightful response😇

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Even looking back with just 2022 eyes when OP entered the position: NVDA was a stock that did 153% run up from 2020 to 2021 just as much it dumped -63% from 2022 to 2023. NVDA back then was not remotely an accurately predictable stock even if you did have the underlying the smart Theta gang move was to just sell credit spreads sure you limit your gains but you more importantly limit your losses on volatile stocks like NVDA

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My eyes are on crypto related stocks which fall outside of the etf realm. All crypto etfs are scammy. Mstr is beyond its shelf life though, its in the realm of fuckery. So i wonder what else there is?

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My six eyes is telling me that next week will be so green that it officially extinguished the bears 😭😭🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

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