... does anyone remember in 2018 when the market just crashed all December all the way up to Christmas eve? I want bulls to feel like that again 😋

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This is like waiting to openthe Xmas presents on the Xmas Eve when you were a kid PPPLLLTTTRRRR

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They woulda sold when the stock hit $8-9 a few months ago. Absolutely no reason to sell on the eve of the first release of positive financial news in like 5 years.

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Y’all really thought that lil fakeout yesterday was your moment huh? We *let* you load up those puts, thanks for the liquidity, champ. Now it’s All Hallows’ Eve, and the money skeletons are crawling out of their graves ready to rattle your portfolios and snatch those sweet, sweet tendies. $SPY goin’ brrrrr, bears goin’ broke, and we’re over here summoning bullish spirits with diamond hands and questionable life choices. Trick or treat, bears — we’ll take your candy *and* your puts.

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Happy Halloween eve, idiots

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Spy back to 666 for All Hallows Eve 🎃

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Halloween eve

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Google is up big after hours right now, options prices don't update until market is open. If Google doesn't completely crash back down in pre-market (unlikely) these option are gonna rip. If you're holding calls you should feel like a kid on Christmas Eve, it will be a fun market open

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Dementia Don says he's giving S. Korea nuclear sub tech, on the eve of the meeting. What are the odds Xi gets a paper cut and has to be rushed home for treatment?

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