This is either the most autistic DD I've ever seen or actual genius level analysis
The fact that you correlated fucking RuneScape bonds to the S&P with a 49 day lag and got statistical significance is honestly impressive. Like who even thinks of this stuff
Now I'm wondering if we should be tracking WoW gold prices and EVE market data too. Virtual economies as economic indicators is such a weird concept but your data actually looks solid
YOLO puts on SPY based on RS3 bond movements when
So...Santa rally is defined as being the last 5 trading days of December and the first two trading days of the new year. So that would mean that Christmas eve is the start of the rally, technically speaking?
Kelly is such a fn sloot. Her timeline is a huge red flag.
The FDX plane plummet on Christmas Eve, and everyone assumes Chuck is fish food. Then, somehow, in the span of four short years, she manages to grieve, heal, date, fall madly in love with a the dentist, marry the guy, pop out some kids, all before Chuck shows up at her door.
Four years. That’s not processing trauma, the math aint mathing bitch. What happened was the sloot went straight to the streets. Probably had the dentist on speed dial too.
But in the end Tom Hanks wins. He walks away with the greatest pickup line in human history, “I survived four years alone on a desert island” that's a story that will slay any woman he comes across. That country girl at the crossroads with the angel winged truck? She didn’t stand a chance.
In the end, the real lesson is to never trust women.