Subsidies directly correlate to the cost of healthcare. Obamacare caused a massive spike for example. You're endorsing extension of subsidies, which will again increase the cost of healthcare. When will people understand this? It's not even econ 101. It's remedial. Dear Lord.

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Economic crises are the engine of economic policy. We can't know what we're gonna do to solve the problem until we make it happen, dude. This is econ 101. Get with the program. Why the hell would we waste the OUR money thinking about problems we haven't created yet, when we can spend YOUR money bailing us out of a problem we are solely responsible for?

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Wait ..orange man is a Wharton econ grad??

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ADP data doesn't show the labor market is good. If your econ teacher expected you to flunk an exam, but you got a D-, that would be an upside surprise. Does it mean you are doing well? No, just better than expected.

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Alright degenerates, gather ‘round. History’s doing that thing again where it rhymes except this time it’s got AI, meme coins, and luxury NFTs instead of bootleg gin. It feels like déjà vu from Econ 101: the Roaring Twenties are back, baby. Tech bros are dumping shares faster than you can say “liquidity event,” while retail keeps loading up like it’s free tendies season. Insiders are cashing out of the stonk casino, and the rest of us are out here praying Jerome Powell doesn’t rug-pull the economy again. Meanwhile, Wynn’s high-roller tables are packed with guys named “Chadwick” betting your rent money on baccarat, Caesars’ mid-tier floors are ghost towns, and some Mar-a-Lago Gatsby cosplay just served caviar while 5 million Americans lost food stamps. If that’s not a top signal, I don’t know what is. Stocks at ATHs, vibes in the gutter, and the social safety net’s looking like my portfolio after earnings season, full of holes. You can practically hear the orchestra tuning up for the big finale. Every time the rich start popping champagne while the rest are eating ramen, the music stops. And when it does, guess who’s left holding the bag? Yeah, it’s us, the bagholders of history, the smooth-brained heirs to 1929, diamond-handing our way into another chapter of “how did this happen again?” So grab your monocles and strap in. The Great Gatsby’s shorting humanity, and we’re all just dancing till the margin call hits. 💎🙌🍾📉

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