You’re playing this game on hard mode. Look at how much the price of in-the-money/near-the-money TLT options move each day. You can buy expirations on MWF every week. A big down Monday (and big is relative here because the price of the ETF doesn’t move a ton) can give you an exceedingly cheap entry point for a Wednesday call that doubles on Tuesday with a modest price move up. Instead of using that daily swing you’re going to just sit and let time eat away at the premium you paid and hope for a big move.

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Eat at ekiben

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Dude. You're in New Orleans. Just find a place to live, and eat well. Imagine being stuck in Sacramento.

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It’s crazy. And want a 20% tip for ordering at the counter and trying to find a place to sit on the curb to eat it. Like, what?!

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Correct, but I'm thinking you forgot the final part of the DD. It turns out fat girls are just lazy and either, 1) they dont take the glp-1 as recommended just like they forget their birth control pills. 2) they think its an excuse to be able to consume more, not worry about what they eat, and then use it as case evidence that some people are just born overweight and its all genetic and not lifestyle. TLDR: calls on Steve Madden shoes, but they need to drop an AI reference in next earnings so we can all laugh at fry guys for another month

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i eat those too

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Dont worry about making money cause AI gonna take all the high paying jobs in the future. Just eat good, spend money, live life. I mean live now before world goes to shit soon

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Bro you eat shit daytrading if you don’t have enough and you eat into margin he just gave you an example with 500 think for a second

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Why? You eat bad food?

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