There are surely investors on both sides of the fence. Some in position in case a 50bps materializes, some who didn't want to commit too much until they hear a cut is confirmed, and a few risky gamblers hedging on Powell announcing flat rates or a hike. I could see Wednesday having intraday volatility if we get a 25bps cut, but close to flat for the day when the dust settles.

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I hate my job so much. I hate it constantly and often. I dread going every day but it makes me more money than anything else I am qualified for. Someone please give me some magical copium fairy dust stock to 5x so I can quit forever and pursue my real dream of becoming a WSB regard mod

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Nut Dust!

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The bear bones are no longer dust, only a memory remains

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PUT THE DUST BACK ON THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS

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DUST OFF THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS

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The problem is not the AI companies, it all the rest that have been left in the dust...

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Open puts holders are writhing into dust now holy shit

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When is the right time to buy calls? Maybe in a week or so after the dust settles?

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TSLR is priced on fairy dust farts coming out of Elmo’s asshole and it just keeps going up

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