I have zero evidence of her cheating on me, she's a nice woman, but she's too crazy for me (even for me) So I texted her: Ayy you, yeah you 🫵😠. I just acquired evidence of you cheating on me 👮‍♂️🧐. I'm breaking up with you 💔. I don't need an explanation or a response. You move on and I'm moving forward 😎. She then texts me: wtf are you talking about. You can't break up with me. I'm coming over and we're going to talk about this face to face. 😳😳😳😳 I just dug myself in a bigger hole of shit

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