Headlines reading "US stocks hit ATHs because it's denoted in dollars, which are rapidly becoming worthless due to admin policies" just doesn't have the same ring to it. It's almost like tariffs were bad and wanting the fed to deploy ALL of their economic stimulus (rate cuts) immediately (instead of over the next 10 years) is short sighted at best.
The Fed came up with a plan to float the economy for the next 10 years with a slow IV drip of rate cuts, and then the admin came in and fucked everything up and said "oh fuck we need all that now". That's how retarded this situation is.