me. a simple man. displeased with an +18% daily P/L. in THIS economy.

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a/s/l?

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lol there is a correction coming at some point l, not a bear market but a pullback, they aren’t 2%

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Can I get an L for my NVO investment tho

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L $0 L!

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finally no more aipac/netenyahoo influence? L F G!

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samual l jackson for telling shutting the fucking door

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Ah yeah, I got anet calls, 1000 bucks so not crazy but I’m taking that L to the face. Got till Nov 21 so hoping it recovers a bit, they beat

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Imagine the market reaction if the Supreme Court hands trump another L lol . Bro called it a “life or death” hearing

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courtesy of chatgpt: The market opens, the bears are sitting comfy in their puts, popcorn in hand, smug as ever. “This dip… this dip will be glorious,” they whisper. Then… V hits. 🚀💥 The charts start spiking. Lines go vertical. Heart rates accelerate. Puts start melting faster than ice cream in a desert. The bears’ faces: wide-eyed panic. P&L screens flashing red like a horror movie. “BER… R… FUK!” echoes through the trading floor. Their popcorn? Spilled. Coffee? Overturned. Dreams of a short squeeze victory? Shattered. Meanwhile, the bulls are just chill, sipping lattes, watching the fireworks, whispering, “V… is here, baby.” 🐂✨ It’s chaos. It’s beautiful. It’s the kind of market move you tell your grandkids about.

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