That's not how you diet....

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Diet on THIS!

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The no-food diet seems to be really popular with Bers lately

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thats like expecting "im proud of you" for being on a diet for 6 days no one fuckin cares, u blink once and fucckin whole week goes by tell us when u are 1 year sober then ppl will tell u that they are proud of u

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Thanks for the Diet Coke. I might come back for a Frosty later.

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Yes, but it ain’t part of the CPI or CPE components. Hurry your ass up and get on that supermodel diet and do your part for the rate cut.

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first cavity at 81, lots of diet coke

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Maybe it could go on a diet and start working out regularly?

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Palestinian diet.

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I’m on a steady diet of road pizza and it’s skunk season, so can’t get much worse.

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