She lightly fluffs what's left of your hair with her fingers as you both breathe lazily in the post-coitus glow. Soft light of dawn--*you stayed up so late?*--trickles through the blinds and onto the bed. In this moment, life is perfect. "Hey, I've been meaning to ask," she says. "How's your trading going." You stiffen, then pull your head away from her hand. "Uh, fine. Fine." She nods, still gazing into nothing on the ceiling. "Oh, okay. I just haven't heard you talk about it lately. You seemed to be doing so well." You roll over and grab your phone, leaning off the bed so she can't see it. You open your portfolio and see the deep red of your long-dated puts that are no longer so long-dated. The red hums and vibrates and smiles at you, in its own post-coitus glow. As you fight back tears you choke out, "I'm going to take a shower."
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