How dare you question the almighty sister toucher

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Make fun of bers all day every day but dont you DARE make fun of lib bers

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How dare you successfully inversed yourself, you'll pay for this - Citadel Securities intern

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I dare Burry to short GOOG lol. This stock is a beast.

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don't you dare sell

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How dare NYC vote for the candidate the like the most in their own election. It's un-American.

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Buy more. I dare you.

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