Might as well invade Cuba during the two weeks

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Puts on Cuba now. 🌮 needs a new distraction from Epstein

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Not defending Trump, huge mistake to start this war. Here's how it 'ends' with both sides 'happy' 1. Reparations - Trump is going to lift sanctions and will provide 'aid' through the remnants of USAID. This will be money and food, which Iran needs to reduce water usage for crops which has caused an almost total collapse of their water system. Trump will also lift some sanctions (Venezuela style). 2. Uranium - The US will acknowledge Iran's right to enrich, to a non-nuclear standard, basically the previous deal Obama negotiated. IAEA will monitor  3. Control of Strait - US will acknowledge that the Strait is "managed" by Iran and Oman commission but can't charge tolls.  What does the US get: 1. Iran will conduct oil sales in USD. Iran DGAF about the Yuan and was using USD previously.  2. Iran won't be allowed to sell weapons to 'terrorists' basically ending Iran's proxies. Iran knows it's proxies deterrent failed anyway, and they need to rebuild the Iran military before support regional partners anyway (although they may continue to arm houthis to control the red sea). 3. Iran, US, GCC and Israel stop hostilities. Israel knew they couldn't topple Iran, as did the US, but if they can turn Iran from hostile to distrustful that's a big win for Israel in particular. This is the crown jewel for the US & Israel and is part of the US strategy of flipping middle powers from China to US. Cuba, Venezuela and Iran are all aligned against the US and therefore would align with China. Plus it reinforces petrodollar dominance. If the US gets this, they functionally win. Now will Iran be a friendly? No. But they effective neuter Iran, force the GCC to oblige the US lest they restart hostilities and shore up power through the USD.  Ultimately the US fucked up here. But the US strategy is genuinely to open simmering conflicts to expand power. It's a bad strategy in the long term, because the US is showing itself to be a bully rather than a reliable partner. It's forcing allies and enemies to re-arm and will ultimately lead to a multi-polar order as the US lead collation fades as allies get fed up with bending the knee. Each conflict also leaves the US massively exposed for other corners of the globe to take advantage of the distraction. Next up Cuba. A much weaker power with almost no leverage. The US showed its quite willing to bomb the shit out of any country and leaders that don't go along with its plans, so you can bet that this one will go alot smoother. Trump has wounds to lick, but they will use this show of force against Iran to scare Cuba into heavy concessions.  After Cuba, we'll have a break for the mid-terms but then we have 2 years of Trump uninhibited. He's going to get something from Canada, Greenland or Europe that they don't want to give up, he wants that 51st state and you better believe he's going to find a lever in there to take a big step in that direction. My guess, Canada as they aren't part of the EU. Probably removal of their tariffs.

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> 🍊 initial reason for attacking Iran was solely because of stopping them from enriching more uranium and now it’s a part of the deal? Is he fucking retarded? Actually, it was all a huge distraction from the Epstein files. Now, on to Cuba.

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🌮: "Well, we had a great time everyone. I'd like to thank Iran, Israel, and Pakistan! And heeey the hoooties you guys were great too! Alright goodnight everyone, see you in CUBA!!" Executive producer--------Jeffery Epstein Director-----------Pete Hegseth

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Realistic what can Cuba do to crash the market?

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Does'nt matter, we're moving on to Cuba, Iran is over Fuck your puts up only

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Cuba invasion starts in May. You heard it here first

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Delay on Cuba invasion

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Cuba next week get your cash ready

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