Bruh I'm 8 for 10, let Black Charizard and others cook **1. Hims** – $28 → $60 *(Upward)* ✅ **2. Ethereum (ETH)** – $1,600 → $4.8K *(PT: $3K)* ✅ **3. Bull** – \~100% gain, free money arbitrage ✅ **4. Google (GOOGL)** – $156 → $185 → now $256 ✅ **5. Etoro** – $67.75 → $83 *(hit $79 breakout, missed by $4)* ⚪ *(+0.5/1)* **6. Oscar Health (OSCR)** – $14.35 → $22 ✅ **7. Bitcoin (BTC)** – $103K → $124.5K, 225K PT*(2-year play)* ⏳ ongoing **8. Upwork (UPWK)** – $13.5 → $17+ *(PT $20)* ✅ **9. Sweetgreen (SG)** – $8.21 → $6.30 ❌ *(got this one wrong sorry)* **10. Hims (Re-entry)** – $48.92 → $60 ✅ **11. Nebius** – $108 → $150 *(hit $140)* ⏳ *(+0.5/1)* ongoing **12. Snapchat (SNAP)** – $8.45 → $7.47 ⏳ recent, ongoing *(2026)* **13. Fly** – $30 → $23 ⏳ recent, ongoing *(2026)* **14. T1 Energy** – $4.50 → $3.70 ⏳ recent, ongoing *(2026)* **15. Meta (META)** – *Now*

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Welp, guess thats the result of not being allowed to cook your books.

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SMCI, why even cook the books if you make them taste bad?

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Mr Liang can’t cook the books when the feds are watching

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One day you'll ascend from fry cook to shift manager, and appreciate my wise words

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Failing upwards is a thing. Then you have the rare gems like Cook, Jensen, Jobs…but most are bad

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IK but let the man cook. I don’t think billionaires will leave. Wall Street not going to Texas bro.

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Tim ~~Cook~~ Apple 🍏

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Tim Cook single handedly carrying to MAG7

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They also cook the books too

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