Some YT or TV cook: " Im going to show you how great my recipe is by having my kid try it and tell us." Kid just eats normally, no reaction. Cook: " So what do you think?" Kid: " Its okay. Yeah, I like it I guess." Cook: " See? Even my kid thinks its awesome!"

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ok whatever Alice Waters: "When you have the best and tastiest ingredients, you can cook very simply and the food will be extraordinary because it tastes like what it is". Alain Ducasse: "Cooking is a love story. You need to fall in love with the ingredients and then of people who cook them". Julia Child: "You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces—just good food from fresh ingredients".

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That’s why he’s trying to emergency fire Cook

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Tim ain't no Cook

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$TSLA will be at interstellar💫 levels by the end of September. Melon🍉 is just playing his 420-dimensional chess♟ and everyone that's bearish🐻 is stuck in their plain old X, Y, and Z cartesian coordinate system. We're about to see the new Giga Quebec factory🏭 cranking out Cybertrucks faster than a Starship rocket could launch your mom into geosynchronous orbit🚀🚀. ALSO rumor has it battery day 🔋 in October is going to unveil a new plaid edition LiPo powered dildo that charges⚡ in 69 seconds AND comes with FSD (Full Self Dildoing) 🍆 and Cheetah mode. PLUS unlike companies in Gyna...cough cough BYD(eez nuts) 🥜...Easy E-Muskrat knows best how to run a capitalist business (aka cook the books 👨‍🍳📚).

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Let an ipo cook for 30 days. I wouldn't buy either

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It'll return to former glory. Patience. Cook is "long term greedy".

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I tried Portillo’s for the first time last night as it was my last night on a training assignment in Indy. The food was decent but the business model is terrible. 40k Sq foot location almost double the size of a Mission BBQ and only 2 of 50 tables occupied while I ate. Approx. 30 staff working to cook and trash food while they had less than ten cars come thru the drive thru. Loading up on puts

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I better get a second job or a 10 bagger soon If not ChatGPT better not hold out on me on how to cook meth

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Shit's fucked and the crazy part is that all of these issues are manufactured. Jpow had my 401k with *50%* gains over the past 2 years by just being in the S&P.... literally just needed to not do anything and let him cook.... makes me want to puke

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