Big brain move is calls on RCI aka strip club stock. Spirit airline audience can't afford to fly anymore. Their disposable income will now go to their local strip clubs. Waffle House wouldve been my other choice but they're not public.

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Pull yourself together bro, your future wife is working at a strip club right now trying to build your future together.

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Hey man, its friday night, the strip club doesnt close for a while you still got time

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It's true... all of it. One was from a girl I dated a few times right when I got there, another was from this absolute hoebag office worker I met on Tinder who legit gave me a forced nut BJ after we banged at her apartment (gross, struggle), third time was this 19 yo I met in Hongdae at a club called Papa Gorilla (lol)

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Whoever kept nvidia or google down today is pure evil. I was finally supposed to get a decent payout today. But you just refuse to allow that. 7 billion people on this planet only a few of us even understand what happened today and you just wont let me in the club. I dont get it man. Iv put years of my lige into this, iv had a few ups and downs. Today was by all means meant to be a huge day for me. And you just got jealous or something. Honestly fuck you. Because i will break free one day and never forgive you. You’re such a fucking piece of shit. Have fun laughing at my suffering while it lasts. You will burn in hell.

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Welcome to the club. There are many of us. And we are a large club

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QQQ should join SPY in the 700 club

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God it's a tough week to be Indian, think I'm going to take my gains to the strip club, look for some big cannons, and ask her to speak to me like I work at JP Morgan.

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Back when I was your age, we didn't have cell phones. In those days, when we tooted a giant white caterpillar off the toilet seat of the club bathroom after five shots of Jagermeister and inspiration blessed us with a genius investment strategy like this, we were forced to drive ourselves home, log onto our computers and contact our brokers. By that time the bathroom inspiration had often faded. Now, thanks to innovation, you can sit down on the bathroom floor and finalize the transaction while the chemical inspiration is still growing inside of you. We truly live in magical times.

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Shares in not going full anything- if anything going full shares is playing it extremely safe you a pu**y. Go options and then you can join the club

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