His tone can be whatever bird you want, his actions are cut and print. That’s a bull

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Markets still trying to figure out which bird jpow was two days ago. Move on people, market goes up

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Guy singlehandedly keeps the world economy floating during a global pandemic and economic shutdown, and some fucking bird guy chalks it up to nothing

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I feel like having ORCL sit an AI model ontop of your company's data so you can query it yourself, would be alot like a guy with a drill rig showing up at your house offering to frack your back yard. There's just rocks and bird sht down there, dude.

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Our attention spans have gotten significantly.. hey look pretty bird

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For 7,900 years, humans kept chickens for one reason: eggs. Chicken meat was eaten only when the hen stopped laying. Usually after 3-5 years. The bird had earned its retirement in the cooking pot. Chicken was lean, stringy, required long cooking, not particularly desirable. It was acceptable protein when the egg production ended. Nothing more. 1950s: The low-fat era begins. Saturated fat becomes the enemy. Beef and pork are suddenly "dangerous." Chicken becomes "healthy lean protein."

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You some kind of bird expert or what

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A bird in the hand…

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BREAKING: JPow confirms his favourite bird is a Hawk

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Well yeah, that’s just obvious bird law 101, tell me something I don’t know

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