Thanks. was asking bc SOFI just gave me 2 shares, and it seems like a lot of people got similarly 2 shares allocated and wasn't sure it was because of flipping IPO recently.
B-b-but it would really confirm my political beliefs if TSLA crashed and burned! Sure, I know nothing about investing and I’m in over my head but Elmo bad!” — retarded TSLA bears
Tech starting to pump or is pumping hard and SPY is struggling to even go green. When the fuck will this index follow the moves of its largest components?
>b-b-but there are other companies in it as wel-
Fuck those other cuck companies, SPY should be 660 and I should be rich by now damnit