I bought 19/9 2025. ADBE 385 call yesterday ehen spot pri e was 350. Premium then was 8.5.. Now the premium is 0.5 ..
Like wtf ? Expiry is still 7 days later right ?
$TSLA will be at interstellar💫 levels by the end of September. Melon🍉 is just playing his 420-dimensional chess♟ and everyone that's bearish🐻 is stuck in their plain old X, Y, and Z cartesian coordinate system. We're about to see the new Giga Quebec factory🏭 cranking out Cybertrucks faster than a Starship rocket could launch your mom into geosynchronous orbit🚀🚀. ALSO rumor has it battery day 🔋 in October is going to unveil a new plaid edition LiPo powered dildo that charges⚡ in 69 seconds AND comes with FSD (Full Self Dildoing) 🍆 and Cheetah mode. PLUS unlike companies in Gyna...cough cough BYD(eez nuts) 🥜...Easy E-Muskrat knows best how to run a capitalist business (aka cook the books 👨🍳📚).
Our tendies, who art in stonks,
YOLO be thy name.
Thy gains will come,
Thy shorts be done,
On Robinhood as it is on E\*TRADE.
Give us this day our daily options,
And forgive us our paper hands,
As we forgive those boomers who paperhand against us.
Lead us not into bagholding,
But deliver us from margin calls.
For thine is the gamma,
The delta, and the theta,
To the moon 🚀
Forever and ever.
💎🙌
Nah going to the moon with rate cuts and ceo shakeup
Guaranteed 33 a share eoy 2026 with well know e commerce guru ceo
I think there will be a take profit but the rally shall roll on