I'm gonna become french and spit all around

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That's all fun and stuff, until you need to implement things like corporate actions (mergers, demergers/spin-offs, dividends, etc.) and doing that shit in real time leads to customer confusion and complaints. With regular trading schedule, you know exactly and predictably, who receives the dividends/new shares/etc. on the following day (overnight).

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I work from home everyday which means i do fuck all 🤌 got 91 slayer today baby

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memory has done fuck all for like 3months now. and the month before that it just crashed.

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I used to be the king of Wall Street. I started studying stocks at 3, learned fundamentals at 5, and was reading technical charts by 6. While other kids were still learning their multiplication tables, I was already studying support and resistance. I’ve lived through bull markets, bear markets, massive rallies, brutal crashes, and watched plenty of people become legends overnight — only to blow it all up the next day. These days, I’ve chosen to stay undercover on WSB. No more showing up as some “super analyst.” Now I’m just a low-key, cautious, occasionally unhinged Pig King. I watch the market, trade options, flex when I win, and disappear when I lose. A true king doesn’t need a crown. One 🐷 is enough.

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"JUST IN: TACO announces the U.S. is “hopefully toward the end” of the Iran conflict." Its all about Hope and Dreams lol

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Its not at all about competition or protecting the American auto industry. The US Government does not want Chinese companies (read: The chinese govt) to have millions of spy cameras videotaping every square inch of America. Their electric cars are outfitted with cameras much like most American companies. The difference is China corporations are basically arms of the chinese government itself. All the video footage china would ever need would be easily accessible and there's virtually nothing the US could do to prevent it. The only means of preventing it is to prohibit their vehicles from being allowed on our roads.

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on tuesday on fox, i will watch a surgeon with amnesia go on an emotional journey to reconnect with her past identity while also butchering all of her patients because she has fucking amnesia

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