$TSLA will be at interstellar💫 levels by the end of September. Melon🍉 is just playing his 420-dimensional chess♟ and everyone that's bearish🐻 is stuck in their plain old X, Y, and Z cartesian coordinate system. We're about to see the new Giga Quebec factory🏭 cranking out Cybertrucks faster than a Starship rocket could launch your mom into geosynchronous orbit🚀🚀. ALSO rumor has it battery day 🔋 in October is going to unveil a new plaid edition LiPo powered dildo that charges⚡ in 69 seconds AND comes with FSD (Full Self Dildoing) 🍆 and Cheetah mode. PLUS unlike companies in Gyna...cough cough BYD(eez nuts) 🥜...Easy E-Muskrat knows best how to run a capitalist business (aka cook the books 👨‍🍳📚).

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Hmm I’m actually still down money since liberation day 2.0 AKA August 1.

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I don't think the DD is gonna play out, \> Trump will announce marijuana reclassification to schedule 3 very soon bluff imo, trumps known to make them (aka TACO). Yes - these will print if catalyst plays out. I think you're underestimating risk here tho <- I don't think catalyst will come

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This is going to shock you but the market is neither rational or logical. A best it's a vague proxy for M2. At worst it's just a reflection of crowd psychology aka sentiment. It'll only go down significantly when the money supply contracts and if you think any administration from any party is going to willingly allow that to happen I have some "magic" beans you might like to buy.

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aka palantir and israel are the prezzy

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Call or put? Anyway. YouTube is your friend. Calls roll the trade up in price and/or out in expiration (I’m guessing you’re like me and it ain’t gonna help much atm). Puts us the opposite *im a regard and am not responsible for whatever happens to your monies. Aka not financial advice.

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Noice! I keep averaging down on my $520 calls, so when it pops (which it will), should be glorious. Aka not ghey 🙌

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everyone thinks this is fun and games. aka now we can rug

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Larry aka Satan made more than 10x the Q2 household net worth gain of the entire country, in approximately one hour

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$TSLA will be at interstellar💫 levels by the end of September. Melon🍉 is just playing his 420-dimensional chess♟ and everyone that's bearish🐻 is stuck in their plain old X, Y, and Z cartesian coordinate system. We're about to see the new Giga Newfoundland factory🏭 cranking out Cybertrucks faster than a Starship rocket could launch your mom into geosynchronous orbit🚀🚀. ALSO rumor has it battery day 🔋 in October is going to unveil a new plaid edition LiPo powered dildo that charges⚡ in 69 seconds AND comes with FSD (Full Self Dildoing) 🍆 and Cheetah mode. PLUS unlike companies in Gyna...cough cough BYD(eez nuts) 🥜...Easy E-Muskrat knows best how to run a capitalist business (aka cook the books 👨‍🍳📚).

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