But if you time it well (AKA have inside knowledge), those dips be popping

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AKA, we make enough money still on GTA online whales

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if you aren't buying a dip on META aka FAANG stock, then what are you even doing on stock market?

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Try breaking your legs, AKA height surgery 🦵: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/aug/17/being-short-is-a-curse-the-men-paying-thousands-to-get-their-legs-broken-and-lengthened

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That you have to ask this here in the home of the WEN-SNAP inverse cramer swap aka the collateralized dumpster obligation

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No. He’s selling puts contracts not buying them. He wants the price to go back up so that no one can exercise the put contracts he sold aka sell him Meta at $622 instead of $600 which is the stock price right now.

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Pro trader here 🤓👆Not only did I buy SPY puts Wednesday aka the one day this week SPY was invincible, then I bought NVDA calls yesterday and held them into today thinking we’d bounce back. Follow me for more tips and tricks

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Would anyone like to buy my cat. Selling for $11,650 aka enough to cover my margin

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> you need to understand Uhh. You need to understand the business. Nvidias sales are essentially only to 4 companies, who themselves only lease out the chips to maybe 5 frontier labs. It is insanely concentrated in frontier labs doing bleeding edge aka extremely expensive research Note also that DeepMind - arguably the top lab in the world - doesn’t use GPUs or CUDA at all. Anthropic is hopping on the TPU train as well They use JAX, and OpenAI uses Triton. ie none of the top labs even use CUDA. And given the extreme concentration of Nvidias buyers, it’s already irrelevant to nvidias sales

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Senior Director of Potato Thermodynamics aka Fry Guy

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