I want a Victoria secrete model wife and $10mn a year. Can adbe do that for me? No it can't. Trash company.

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There's a lot of hate for ADBE, but if that's not good value then I don't know what you want 🤷

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adbe set up for a nice put position. Ride it back down to pre earnings level.

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I lost 140k on ORCL and 32k on UEC last week. \--- **Mon:** I played ASO and booked 65k in gains: [https://www.reddit.com/user/PaperHandsTheDip/comments/1phky4r/this\_weeks\_game\_er\_rotations\_aso\_first\_the\_rest/](https://www.reddit.com/user/PaperHandsTheDip/comments/1phky4r/this_weeks_game_er_rotations_aso_first_the_rest/) **Tues:** I played UEC ER's and **booked a 32k loss:** [https://www.reddit.com/r/PaperHandsInsights/comments/1pj7yb0/er\_rotations\_weds/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PaperHandsInsights/comments/1pj7yb0/er_rotations_weds/) **Weds**: I played ORCL & ADBE ER's and **booked a 140k loss** (172k lost in 2 days): [https://www.reddit.com/r/PaperHandsInsights/comments/1pk12ui/er\_rotations\_thurs\_weds\_net\_140k\_loss\_on\_csps/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PaperHandsInsights/comments/1pk12ui/er_rotations_thurs_weds_net_140k_loss_on_csps/) **Thurs:** I played lulu and made back 140k: [https://www.reddit.com/r/PaperHandsInsights/comments/1pkwn8v/friday\_rotations\_lulu\_nke\_added\_a\_spy\_weekly/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PaperHandsInsights/comments/1pkwn8v/friday_rotations_lulu_nke_added_a_spy_weekly/) **Fri:** I rotated into NKE, since up 25k since then. \--- I've been posting both wins and losses. Basically I'm net \~100k in the last week right now, and incurred a 170k loss / drawdown over two days last week

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ADBE V makes me confident that Adobe is going to the moon. Doubling down 👌

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##*ADBE puts, buy with call premiums, too easy•. #Y’all forget Santa has a red suit

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#*ADBE Puts. To easy*. And naked calls two fuck it free premiums

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ADBE back to Crashing, my naked Calls are still good! Buying new puts.

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this week was take $X: ASO CSPs -> UEC CSPS -> ORCL / ADBE CSPs -> LULU calls / CSPs -> NKE calls / NKE CSPs (today). I'll likely exit the CSPs before ER's. \--- Net PNL of those rotations was \~5%. Should have been \~25% if oracle didn't shit the bed so damn hard.

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I'll take it. This week I was bored I literally just took $2m and rotated thru ER's everyday. Was kinda fun, made like 75k ASO CSPs -> UEC CC's-> ORCL / ADBE CSPs -> LULU leaps / CSPs \--- Wanted to do again next week but no fun ER's coming up :( . Just punted into NKE for their ER runup / ER itself. Might have to find some other game to play.

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