But you could just drop 5-10m per day on 0dte spy C/P.

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Altimmune (ALT) just closed a big $225M oversubscribed funding round in late April, giving the company a solid runway to push its lead drug pemvidutide into Phase 3 for MASH. With Q1 earnings coming up on May 13, the stock looks primed for a bounce back toward the $5–6 zone as the financing overhang clears and investors focus on the upcoming catalysts. Smart money (RA Capital, Viking, Deep Track, etc.) piled in for a reason — they see real potential in this dual-agonist for liver and metabolic diseases. Classic early-stage biotech setup: high risk, but the capital injection removes a major worry and sets up the next leg higher if the data delivers.” Short, straightforward, and realistic no hype, just the setup. 4k on May 15 2.5 C

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Bye bye Spirit. JetBlue is next. Turns out low budget carrier airlines cannot take elevated fuel prices, caused by Iran war. Even if the merger went thru back in 2024, they’d probably be in similar shape. Their business model wasn’t designed to be able to handle any baseline cost increases, like fuel. Meanwhile their CEO banked 950k last year with a 2million sign on bonus, and 2million retention bonus. The CEO before that was paid something like 6.5million in 2024. Corporate capitalistic greed/horse fuckery. Not perfect, largely messy. C levels and up rewarded at the top for 2 corporate bankruptcies and now a failed business. 17,000 employees now filing unemployment and not sure how to pay their rent next month.

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how will you c o m p e n s a t e 🫴

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"Cock doesn't taste of curry - full marks." "Failure to get an erection - no marks." "Willingness to perform cunnilingus when forced on them - full marks." "Overall rating - C. Mostly meets expected standards, but improvement required in several areas to be considered fully competent."

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To the mods, just so ya know it’s kinda impossible to discuss the markets without being P O L I T I C A L. I mean they just move based off whatever the hell mongo man says…

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Nana would probably suck off Ryan C. Can't stop, won't stop.

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:C I'm afraid I'll have to pass this one out

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Same T&C as the pre-orders for the 🥭phones?

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AMD is just shoving a big green c*ck down a gay bears throat while NVDA the top player in the space is floundering for no good reason. Idk who the gay bear is 🥹 Puts on SPY and AMD expiring end of next week. Calls on oil.

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