FlyersTime - 18 upvotes - source
my sweet wife got monkeypox from a toilet seat and gave it to me. God damn my luck has to turn around eventually..

huge_meme - 13 upvotes - source
It's actually the government's fault for not protecting you from getting monkeypox from one of the fifty dudes you got rammed by in the last 2 weeks. Duh!

UofTSauga - 12 upvotes - source
Fuck this. Just buy calls now, recession? Monkeypox? A meteor destroying the earth, none of it matters. Stocks only go up Fuck.

sc0tt_1990 - 9 upvotes - source
this bull orgy won't be good for monkeypox but fuck it.

fickdichdock - 8 upvotes - source
San Francisco declares state of emergency over monkeypox SIGA 🚀

douperr - 8 upvotes - source
Careful, I hear that's how some are catching monkeypox

Hal_E_Lujah - 8 upvotes - source
No it isn’t. This person is incredibly misinformed and hysterical. Monkey pox has existed since at least the 1970s when it was first discovered. > Atypical to what has generally been seen in monkeypox cases in the 11 African nations where the virus has become endemic since it was first discovered in humans in 1970, people contracting monkeypox during this outbreak often have their initial development of lesions in the anorectal or genitals If you’re a gay man you should take extra precautions at the moment, as 99% of cases are men who sleep with other men. > “The finding that 95% of cases may have been transmitted during sex provides reassurance that this outbreak is primarily caused by very close contact and may explain why it’s been largely limited, so far, to dense social networks of men who have sex with men,” said Dr. Jay K. Varma, an infectious disease expert at Weill Cornell Medicine. > “These data point clearly to the fact that infections are so far almost exclusively occurring among men who have sex with men,” said Jennifer Nuzzo, an epidemiologist at Brown University, of the new study, which was published Thursday in the New England Journal of Medicine. “And the clinical presentation of these infections suggest that sexual transmission, not just close physical contact, may be helping spread the virus among this population.” There are an estimated ~ 20k cases worldwide, with 5 deaths. There were 241 million cases of malaria last year and over 600’000 deaths. There were nearly 130’000 new lepresy cases last year, a disease with more dramatic effects than OPs description of monkey pox. Honestly it requires a post covid hyper sensitivity paired with a fundamental lack of knowledge of epidemiology to believe the sheer nonsense OP has posted.

BarryBearerson - 7 upvotes - source
>NYC reports 103 additional monkeypox cases in the city for a total of 1,251 cases. Siga 🚀🚀🚀

ItsLauraDuh - 7 upvotes - source
Just because it isn't causing death doesn't mean it isn't serious. The disease causes extremely painful lesions externally and (scarily enough), internally, including on the genitals, in the anus, and in the mouth / esophagus. The lesions disrupt bodily functions (ie eating and pooping) which can lead to very serious complications. Once these (again, VERY painful sores) have healed, they can cause scar tissue which can only be removed surgically. Edit: Adding new data from San Francisco & endemic nature of the disease. The virus has been found in the wastewater of San Fran. The sewers are full of rats. They will continue the spread and it's highly contagious---it is now endemic. Too many people are looking at death rate and not the long-term, very serious implications. Source: [https://imgur.com/a/yU8oAGU](https://imgur.com/a/yU8oAGU) Source: [https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/18/nyregion/new-york-monkeypox-vaccine.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/18/nyregion/new-york-monkeypox-vaccine.html)

BarryBearerson - 7 upvotes - source
>**SAN FRANCISCO, CA DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY OVER MONKEYPOX** https://twitter.com/NewsWire_US/status/1552761935195783173?t=qLu3qnr0FnsNITCNkX0EfA&s=19
 

Fabianos - 349 upvotes - source
So they are getting rid of executives from the retail strategy and focusing more on web 3.0. I guess the NFT marketplace is having a lot of success.

birdsiview - 210 upvotes - source
NFT's and (NFT dividends [highly suspicious there will be one eventually]) didn't exist in 2008. Neither did GameStop's Marketplace. This thing could break off in a completely different direction at any moment. Buckle up buckeroo.

InvestigatorTall3243 - 75 upvotes - source
Splividend was delivered without issue so that means an nft dividend should be too. Now it won't be Ryan's fault when mayo hits the fan

Additional-Ad5055 - 48 upvotes - source
I’m waiting for off - ramp to finish beta for mass adoption, then the iOS app followed by items from the stores as nfts coupons into GScoin launch and NFT dividend to shareholder pegged pegged to the amount of shares or something like that. Then big brands coming in boards and exploding the market to hyper space. Then you get the new GS Exchange powered by Loopring and able to list companies s a private stock market completely transparent in the blockchain with all wallet compatible and connected. With L2 to fiat instantly and cheap and eth or GScoin as the new asset of stable coin always keeping the value in there. Balanced, how things should be. GS stock market let’s goooooo

KoreanShaco - 41 upvotes - source
**GameStop is now a tech company with a launched NFT Marketplace and Web3 crypto wallet.** This sentence alone is insane 🤯

CwrwCymru - 41 upvotes - source
While it would be nice to have it absolutely isn't needed for an NFT divvy. LRC does the heavy lifting. The merge should increase L1 throughput and therefore hopefully reduce gas fees. L2 (LRC) gas fees and throughput rate are already fantastic. Personally my favourite merge benefit is the environmental impact of moving to PoS. GME's indirect environmental impact will be reduced.

Layman88 - 37 upvotes - source
Yah but what if I just make an NFT of that NFT of the diamond, in case the first NFT gets destroyed in the fire? *taps forehead*

GusBus-upside-in-22 - 35 upvotes - source
You need to stop thinking “jpegs” because I agree that NFT art is pretty dumb for 99% of things outside digital trading cards (Magic the gathering, Pokémon, hearthstone, etc.). It’s mostly for authenticity while removing middle men. Ticket sales can be peer to peer without the hassle of middle men like Ticketmaster manipulating prices and final cost. Plus the ticket remains like a digital souvenir after the event. There can be real life stuff, such as designer clothes and brands having scannable NFT with the real purchase. This is like a digital receipt and proves authentic goods are not bootlegs. Again it’s more about creative freedom at this point. It’s a platform and we can’t imagine what’s possible until it’s created.

prsmike - 35 upvotes - source
Nothing is being left to chance or relying on a FTD cycle. And this comment doesn't take into account any of the other numerous options RC and GME have at their disposal (ie, a NFT divy or even a further share Splivy). But if the theory that Apes own more shares in their brokerage accounts than what's on the issuer's books holds and they are due shares that can't currently be delivered, these should show up then and the pressure will continue to build for any Market Participant that doesn't have the shares to cover their obligations. This is RC applying direct pressure to anyone 'fucking around' at the moment but the way markets are structured today....there is always a delay on the 'find out' portion of the equation. The fact that there are sooo many other possible catalysts in play is just icing on the cake. At any time some straw could drop to force increased pressure to the point of breaking the camel's back. The current dividend is already in play and that pressure is building. This is the biggest game of chicken we will likely ever see play out, and retail ain't blinking....

koreilly4419 - 33 upvotes - source
What does immutable x have that nft marketplce doesnt? (New to all this NFT CRYPTO shit

 

Syndur - 137 upvotes - source
I wish more people knew this. The American "left" (liberals, neoliberals, centrists) will ALWAYS side with conservatives over the actual left in the US. Examples: * Pelosi endorsed a far right dem Henry Cuellar over progressive candidate Jessica Cisneros. Cuellar voted 60+% of the time with orange guy, backed by NRA, and always voted against abortion rights (you know, the abortion rights Pelosi immediately asked donations for after the ruling?). Cuellar won by around a thousand or a few thousand votes. * Ohio - both liberals and conservatives pooled their millions together to support liberal centrist Shontelle Brown over progressive Nina Turner. Brown won. * Nevada - progressives sweeped the liberals by winning 5 seats that were held by the liberals. Did the liberals leave gracefully? [Fuck no. They pulled about half a million of funding from the party, all employees quit, all consulting contracts severed](https://theintercept.com/2021/03/08/deconstructed-nevada-democrats-progressives-vs-establishment/). Liberals vs conservatives is a facade. As the great George Carlin once said, "It's a big club, and you ain't in it."

intj-sigma - 93 upvotes - source
Let’s go ahead and start seizing assets while we’re at it. Let’s start with Pelosi, McConnell, and Crenshaw.

two_shoes_and_socks - 89 upvotes - source
Nancy Pelosi about to become the biggest lobbyist in D.C

suckercuck - 58 upvotes - source
Rumor has it Potus, Schumer, Pelosi, McConnell, Hoyer & others are working on bipartisan legislation to redefine the word “old”

VPNApe - 50 upvotes - source
They regularly buy leaps and exercise them if conditions are right, that's literally how they enter stock positions. Why? Because they can open up multiple leap positions across various stocks and cherry pick which one to exercise based on what coincides with whatever legislation pelosi has insider info on. You're oblivious to one of their primary trading strategies and it's kind of making you look like an idiot.

Academic-Struggle-71 - 23 upvotes - source
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth JPOW The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Motley Fool would tell you. It's a 🏳️‍🌈🐻legend. Darth JPOW was a Dark Lord of the FED, so gay and such a bear he could use his money printer to influence the economy to create inflation.. He had such a knowledge of the economy that he could even keep stonk prices from falling. The dark side of the economy is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be….. transitory. He became so powerful. the only thing he was afraid of was losing his tendies, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught Nancy Pelosi everything he knew, then she sold at the top. Ironic. He could save others from market corrections, but not himself.

RiseUpAgainstThem - 22 upvotes - source
My problem with the "redpilled" pundits is that they too only react to the big MSM stories of the week, and their comments are still based on the twisted premise and misconceptions of the MSM narrative. For GME you know it's the usual crap that retail gambers tArGeTeD hedgefunds. Brand reads the news and reacts, then move to the next thing when MSM does. Which means we're still in the MSM bubble, working with the wrong facts, adding to the noise and weekly opinion overkill. MSM still call the shots and I'm sure he's already doing Pelosi right now like everyone does. their business depends too much on the 24h news media machine, and amplifies their overall misconceptions by validating them with commentary.

TeacLP - 19 upvotes - source
Same with Nancy Pelosi.. once you realize you are inside Nancy Pelosi... you are probably getting paid by her husband... everything's going to be fine because of your side-hustle.

K-Bar-Willis - 16 upvotes - source
Understandable. But I've never seen Ausit Scotts name pop up in the sub. Might not be as important as Pelosi, but he is either really lucky or really corrupt.

Bile-Driver69 - 15 upvotes - source
Would you rather creampie AOC once, or get to tittyfuck Pelosi 10x?
 

LeVraiMatador - 2 upvotes - source
Without Elon, Tesla would be long dead. In fact even WITH Elon it very nearly died, was it not for Sergey Brin to throw him a bone at the last minute a few years ago. Like it or not he grew this company from nearly nothing to what it is today. And back to the original point, splashing his wealth would mean losing Tesla.

camstarakimbo - -1 upvotes - source
one sergey = one sergey
 

shoe3k - 44 upvotes - source
If you look back at SPY since June 17th, it's been steadily moving up to the GDP and FOMC meeting minutes for July. This time period seemed to be pricing it in, and I feel like it's going to dump hard. [https://i.imgur.com/aR6wzD4.png](https://i.imgur.com/aR6wzD4.png)

Myumat00 - 29 upvotes - source
It’s this little thing called FOMC that gives WS an excuse to skyrocket volatility for a week. We went up because J Poo claimed that the Fed is now ahead of the curve and outlook is seemingly improving even though we know that’s not true.

HwangingAround - 22 upvotes - source
>>BOSTIC: FOMC MEETINGS ARE ACTUALLY JUST "EXCUSE TO DO COCAINE AND LAUGH ABOUT POOR PEOPLE." > >^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-07-29 ^07:12:28 ^EDT-0400

Radiologer - 17 upvotes - source
We got a smart one here fellas. He probably went short META before earnings and long SPY before fomc

BETmyhoeonTesla - 15 upvotes - source
People at my internship talking about making $200 gambling. Wonder what they’ll think of me if I tell them I lost ~$1200 in 10 minutes during FOMC Rookie numbers but I’m basically a kid in their eyes

BBags15 - 15 upvotes - source
For about an hour the FOMC reversal looked to be on track. As of about 10:30 - recession canceled I guess. To me, this market is completely detached from reality right now, possibly more than it has been in the last 25 years or more. The goalposts have been moved so incredibly much by the policy criminals in charge that we’re just business as usual heading directly into a brick wall at Mach 10. It’s truly unbelievable to see.

BearyAnal - 12 upvotes - source
Fuck you bears, I’m not listening to any of you anymore. You said FOMC meeting, market will dump right before, then it was FOMC meeting will cause the pump. Then it was market usually dumps the next day after and plus we got negative gdp. Here I am sitting with 80-90% losses on my puts

NotSomeDudeOnReddit - 10 upvotes - source
It’s hilarious to me that there’s no fomc next month. We’re entering a recession and fed policy is a major force in the economic outlook. But they’re like “meh we’ll take the month off cause we’re scheduled to.” Bitch, you ain’t never worked on a Saturday cause you had more work on your plate than you could get done during the week? Fuck your schedule, do your job. Or don’t, and let this recession begin in earnest. We all know it’s long overdue.

Dramatic_Ad5972 - 10 upvotes - source
1) Fed shows less hawkish stance 2) Inflation #s even though still high will start easing 3) Tim Apple says supply chain constraints easing 4) Amazon posts strong 3Q guidance 5) Congress masking stimmy as “inflation reduction” 6) Big tech that matters all positive 7) Midterms on the horizon 8) Next FOMC not for a few months 🌈 bears for your own good take a few months off reflecting on why you are so poor and don’t end up poorer

DeliciouslyUnaware - 9 upvotes - source
Looks like its all starting to fall apart here. VWAP and RSI started to diverge on the SP500 and R2K after the FOMC and the TDI is breaking lower lows. SPY weekly chart is forming an inverted bat pattern and the QTEs are down 40% YOY. The LGBTQIALMNOP Index is through the roof and the MACD on the BK is medium rare. ​ TLDR: ACAB