Here's your Reddit Update: MSFT, GOOG, and GOOGL

What's happening with MSFT, GOOG, and GOOGL? Reddit is really warbling over the last hour.
 
Let's go to the video tape!.

IamConfusious - 33 upvotes - source
I have google puts and msft calls 🤡

atxtony23 - 19 upvotes - source
Cry - I got an MSFT call and GOOGL put 😩😭

animositisomina35 - 16 upvotes - source
MSFT earnings: - Revenue: $51.9B, est: $52.44B - EPS: 2.23, est: 2.29

M0shka - 15 upvotes - source
PLEASE MSFT FALL PLEASE MY KIDS NEED GROCERIES TOMORROW

gayforgoblin - 12 upvotes - source
Buying the MSFT dip

HomieWithExtrChromi - 11 upvotes - source
GOOGL & MSFT both miss, oh my god I will be gaped tomorrow

NihFin - 10 upvotes - source
Theta gang wins on both MSFT and GOOGL

StayingInTheMoney101 - 9 upvotes - source
Very surprised at $SPY $QQQ green right now on double miss by both $GOOGL $MSFT. Guidance will be key. Expecting blood tomorrow 🩸

backleftwindowseat - 9 upvotes - source
Wait, how come a MSFT miss means gap down, but a GOOG miss means gap up?

Powerful_Mission_655 - 8 upvotes - source
Everyone loses on msft and goog 

Next, GOOG is chattering:

Valhall_Awaits_Me - 11 upvotes - source
GOOG gonna open red.

TanSuede - 10 upvotes - source
If GOOG does not tank before open, I’m homeless 

backleftwindowseat - 9 upvotes - source
Wait, how come a MSFT miss means gap down, but a GOOG miss means gap up?

Powerful_Mission_655 - 8 upvotes - source
Everyone loses on msft and goog 

Awesome____Sauce - 8 upvotes - source
goog misses on both eps and rev and is green , rip to the fallen bears.

BossDeeJay - 8 upvotes - source
GOOG 

jer72981m - 8 upvotes - source
GOOG you son of a bitch you did it

hellokittyss1 - 7 upvotes - source
I bought a GOOG call before close out of emotional rage and may pay off

Kant_touch - 7 upvotes - source
MSFT massively recovering and GOOG way up. I'm in big trouble tomorrow

tedttm73 - 7 upvotes - source
GOOG REVENUE 69.69B 

Bringing up the rear, you have GOOGL:

clarence_worley90 - 26 upvotes - source
69.69b rev for GOOGL? extremely bulllllish

atxtony23 - 19 upvotes - source
Cry - I got an MSFT call and GOOGL put 😩😭

HomieWithExtrChromi - 11 upvotes - source
GOOGL & MSFT both miss, oh my god I will be gaped tomorrow

Kitkatcandykid - 11 upvotes - source
GOOGL: *misses everything known to man* GOOGL: Lets hit this sick leg up now

NihFin - 10 upvotes - source
Theta gang wins on both MSFT and GOOGL

animositisomina35 - 10 upvotes - source
GOOGL earnings: - Revenue: $69.69B, est: $70B - EPS: $1.21, est: 1.3

StayingInTheMoney101 - 9 upvotes - source
Very surprised at $SPY $QQQ green right now on double miss by both $GOOGL $MSFT. Guidance will be key. Expecting blood tomorrow 🩸

ILoveTheAtomicBomb - 9 upvotes - source
GOOGL lives

nicelogin - 8 upvotes - source
googl just had its worst earnings in its history

LetItATV - 7 upvotes - source
Fuck whoever commented that Cramer was bullish on GOOGL. I let go of my 106c because of you, you rat bastard.

GME is attracting eyes on Reddit as well:

VisualMod - 11 upvotes - source
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/XMezzaXnX** bet **GME** goes from **32.38** to **1000000000.0** before **2022-07-27 16:13:34.924196-04:00**

XMezzaXnX - 9 upvotes - source
!banbet GME 1000000000 1d

VisualMod - 6 upvotes - source
#Ban Bet Lost /u/PoliticallyCorrect- (0/1) made a bet that GME would go to 1.0 when it was 34.01 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

oystrodoom - 3 upvotes - source
Did you really cum if you didn't take pleasure in GME falling while jerking it?

cardripper - 3 upvotes - source
slam my head against the wall!! i mean buy more GME!!! 🙄

stiffpaint - 2 upvotes - source
Why weren't earnings stickied instead of gme garbage

100-basis-points - 2 upvotes - source
If you’re still in gme, you deserve it

animalover69 - 1 upvotes - source
Cashing in my gme puts.

Themailhag - 0 upvotes - source
Well we all knew gme would go back to $5, but because they split its well…i have bad news for you

tplee - 0 upvotes - source
I’ve decided not to look today. How much money have I lost on my gme position.

SNAP is currently a focal point on Reddit too:

ImpossibleSpace818 - 6 upvotes - source
Both MSFT and GOOGL misses on top and bottom lines and one of them rise the other one mostly flat/little decline. The same little miss from SNAP last week and the stock falls 40%.Same for META in February (-24%). Is everybody stupid as f.ck or am I missing something?

FunCranberry112122 - 5 upvotes - source
Without the earlier SNAP warnings GOOG would have fallen 7% with this ER

Awesome____Sauce - 4 upvotes - source
can snap report earnings again

Zanbatou - 3 upvotes - source
That it was. Snap brought all online ad down because people are dumb and think Google would have problems similar with a dying, poorly managed, third party ad company.

mjgcfb - 3 upvotes - source
The trick was to buy GOOGL puts for SNAP earnings. If the market is retarded you have to also be retarded.

shtsbggls - 2 upvotes - source
looks like people are liking the GOOG earnings. Fat prints looking like people getting exercised. Well see if this fades, but my Meta call has come back to life now that SNAP is not the benchmark

DangerousRide7 - 2 upvotes - source
Because they already fell with snap

Unitedtendies - 2 upvotes - source
Is SNAP the next 20 bagger if META beats ?

sun_tazzu - 2 upvotes - source
Or SNAP lol

indigo_pirate - 1 upvotes - source
Because Microsoft and google are not the same as fucking Snap