What's happening with BBBY, SPY, and GME? Reddit is really babbling over the last hour.
Let's start with BBBY, which has the most prattle. Here's what they're saying: VisualMod - 10 upvotes -
source#Ban Bet Lost /u/yaboiRich (2/14) made a bet that BBBY would go to 5.0 when it was 10.86 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
TacosAnTequila - 8 upvotes -
sourceHad a dream last night that BBBY made their announcement. They were on TV and were in what looked like a ballroom. This fancy looking guy walked up to the podium, and gave this long speech but I don't remember a lot of it. He said something about thanking people like me who bought their stock during such trying times. Then he said after lots of deliberation they are pleased to announce... BANKRUPTCY! He screamed it and hit a hammer like 5 times on the podium. Then I was staring at my robinhood app and saw my entire portfolio get wiped out. The entire crowd on TV erupted in laughter and some even started pointing at me. I woke up soaking in sweat.
UweUlrich - 7 upvotes -
sourceYou BBBY apes are a bunch of parasites. Where are your songs, where are your epic edits, where are your memes and where are your leaders? You are just a trashy copy made out of cheep plastic. Just accept your loss and talk about something else, geez.
InternationalAd8758 - 6 upvotes -
sourceBuying BBBY things could get interesting next Wednesday morning. August 31, 2022 at 8:15am EDT. A press release and related materials will be issued approximately 45 minutes prior to the start of the conference. Bed Bath & Beyond Inc may be accessed by dialing 1-404-400-0571, entering passcode ID number 58295059#. A live audio webcast of the conference call, along with the press release, will also be available on the Investor Relations section of our website.
sjtomcat - 4 upvotes -
sourceBbby bbby and more bbby
caviationjunkie - 3 upvotes -
sourceMy moves are going to work and be happy I didn’t fall for BBBY to the moon garbage
antikarma_activist - 3 upvotes -
sourceBbby paycheck yolo
ThefirstoneNS - 3 upvotes -
sourceBBBY bagholders can't handle they got played. Welcome to the stonk market
Sufficient-Steak-223 - 2 upvotes -
sourceY’all already know I’m buying more BBBY. LFG!
thebiggestsheep - 2 upvotes -
sourceLost 183 this past month Buttttttt The highest I was at this month was 1,643 in profit! Got damn greedy on bbby
Next, SPY is shouting: Mast3rfinish25 - 13 upvotes -
sourceFuck me I accidentally typed SPY futures into the pornhub search bar thinking I was in Google lmfao. 
thebiggestsheep - 6 upvotes -
source425 spy would be great
-Dreamville- - 6 upvotes -
sourceCause I don’t have enough cash to buy 1,000 shares of Spy
MistaInvesta - 5 upvotes -
sourceWhen’s the last time we had a 5% spy day? 
VisualMod - 4 upvotes -
source**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/OxiNotClean** bet **SPY** goes from **418.72** to **380.0** before **2022-10-24 19:03:54.317696-04:00**
FlyWannaBeRichGuy - 4 upvotes -
sourceIf you can’t see an algo in the charts completely man handling everyone, you’re blind as a bat. Specifically spy
Zachjsrf - 4 upvotes -
sourceI bought LEAPS today on SPY, which are puts, and also 9dte which is about as long as I hold options
MistaInvesta - 3 upvotes -
sourceWhy don’t we all band together and short squeeze SPY?
yeedub - 3 upvotes -
sourceGuy I know went all in on spy puts at closing today. Is he fucked ? I think it's 2 weeks til expiry
awwfishsticks - 3 upvotes -
sourceSpy 500 in the next year is a meme
Finally, have a look at GME: meshreplacer - 1 upvotes -
sourceGonna check it out Friday and see what looks goof. bought a bunch of Sept 16 GME puts for 4 cents each today Strike price 12.5 better than buying scratch off tickets and at least losses are tax deductible.
NurMom2x - 1 upvotes -
sourceShmita is soon and we are in 5oth jubilee China gonna invade tiawan 80% stock market great depression is coming Us Banks will collapse Meme stocks are gonna moass Media is gonna make everyone in amc ,bbby and gme the enemy ,and say the reason people lost their pensions and 401 k 's are because of redditors rigging markets. We are gonna get bidens dark winter this year Little food ,fuel ,and rolling brown outs It all starts end of Sept B careful
Comradio - 1 upvotes -
sourceWhy? You’ll just be on to the next “tomorrow, not today” excuse after that’s over. You are ***HERE*** in the GME “legit play to insane cult” transition.
RippedHookerPuffBar - 1 upvotes -
sourceHow do you even trade full time? Like are you just doing research all fucking day? When I was trading it took me like 15 minutes a day, and after GME I was kinda burnt and just went back to investing (I bought in at $30, not $250 like some retards). Keep your job bro.
TSLA is in focus on Reddit as well: VisualMod - 2 upvotes -
source#Ban Bet Lost /u/TeslaLeafBlower (1/20) made a bet that TSLA would go to -600.0 when it was 885.25 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
UweUlrich - 2 upvotes -
sourceCan calls go bad? Like, I don't know, milk. Can they still be traded after the expiery date? I have some TSLA 400 calls expering tomorrow.
greyenlightenment - 2 upvotes -
sourceTSLA at the same price it was during the Rogan weed incident (except 10x more shares)
krtlund - 2 upvotes -
sourceLoad up on more of that TSLA crack
Lecture-Certain - 1 upvotes -
sourceTSLA became a sideways retard. I thought I was watching it move yesterday, then I realized I was looking at the faucet drip.
PresidentTrumpJrJr - -2 upvotes -
sourcePraying to Lord Jesus, Allah, Gandhi and Buddha for a red TSLA day tomorrow