Yeah I feel your pain my guy: I put 5% of port on it 10 days out. Don't YOLO your full port on short dtes: you'll get burnt eventually. Play the longer game. Buy options but make sure the damage is something you can recover from.
# I COULD HAVE DONE DRUGS, HOOKED UP WITH PROSTITUTES, OR DOING HOMEWORK. BUT I CHOSE THIS LIFE, YOLO MY MONEY AND LOSING IT AND GOING HERE CRYING AND SHITPOSTING LIKE A DUMBF****
My brain literally fell out of my head after reading the arm chair retard takes in this comment section. Brother, this is r/wallstreetbets where people yolo their dead grandmothers $20k inheritance why even give your opinion lmao.
YOLO it all on BYND calls and then post your loss porn. That, my friend, is the way.
(Jokes aside - my advice would be to split the 70K into 10 7K investments. Put 5 x 7Ks into individual stocks like NVDA, Google, AMZN, RDDT and RKLB. Put 3 x 7Ks into ETFs like VTI, VGT, VUG. Put 2 x 7Ks into dividend stocks. Then leave it for a few years and check back in 2028 for some sweet sweet gains.)
https://preview.redd.it/x9ay1bc70pzf1.png?width=936&format=png&auto=webp&s=1599d0ff8294575a72374885e278f979ce296091
me (in 2 hours) after my second liquidation of the week happens by doing a second YOLO on $DKNG