I own 3,000 shares of TLRY at $1.55/share because I bought another 2700 shares at $1.01 on the off chance that Morningstar analyst that gave it a four star rating has any idea what he’s talking about.
Wait wait wait, hold up. So the US actually allows illegals to get loans and credit cards and shit? Does this mean I could just come over there for a bit, pretend to be an Illegal, take out as much debt as possible and yolo it all into some SPY calls or some shit? And if it flops I can just go back home and absolutely nothing will happen to me?
I fucked up hard. I've been using 89 Octane on my F150 Platinum for like three years cause I thought it was the minimum needed for an alpha truck like that. But just found out I can use the cheap shit. That's fucked up. Out here in California the cheap shit to 89 octane is like a 30 cents difference. Shit load of money going to waste that could have gone to Yolo options instead.
Beavis & Butthead Join WallStreetBets
Beavis: Heh-heh uhhh dude… where are the chicks?
Butthead: UH-HUH-HUH yeah yeah, I thought this was like… a place with chicks.
Beavis: All I see are like… dudes losing money. And like… graphs and stuff.
Butthead: HUH-HUH yeah bro everyone here is poor.
Beavis: Except that guy who bought Google… he’s like… God.
Butthead: Yeah yeah, we should do that. Then chicks will talk to us.
Beavis: N-no they won’t, dumbass.
Butthead: Shut up Beavis! I’m gonna YOLO my mom’s retirement fund 💥📉
Beavis: Can we buy a sex robot instead? That’s like… guaranteed return on investment.
Butthead: UH-HUH-HUH HELL YEAH.
Are you gonna try scalping spy 0dte or take a chance on a yolo? Amd and dell would have paid nicely if bought yesterday. It seems so obvious in hindsight, I need to rid myself of this mindset. Also reddit had that big pump and now it's down. Then again, sym was u[ 40% yesterday and went up another 12 today, so I guess you can never tell